Ron: Wow that escalated quite quickly.
Brick: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Brick: I hear that their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
*News Team getting ready to fight, all pull out weapons*
Ron:Brick Where did you get a hand gernade?
Brick:I don't know?
Brick:I love....carpet, I love...desk, I love.. lamp
Ron: do you really love the lamp, are just saying that because you saw it.
Brick: I love lamp , I LOVE LAMP
Ron: I am in a glass case of emotion!
[Ron is lifting weights, and Veronica enters]
Ron: 1000. Wow, I can hardly lift my right arm... 'cause I did so many.
Ron:What are your hopes? What are your dreams? What are your passions?
Veronica: To be the first female anchor.
Ron: And I'd like to be King of Australia. Seriously, you sound like an insane person
Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron... Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?
Ron: I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING! I even wrote about it in my dairy! "Veronica had a very
funny joke today." I laughed about it later that night!
Ron: I'm going to punch you in the ovary, straight shot - right to the babymaker.
Brick: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late.
I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor
will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
Ron Burgundy: Hey Garth! How's the divorce?
Garth Holliday: Oh, not so good... I'll probably never see my kids again...
Ron Burgundy: FAN-tastic.
